We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
ADAM CAROLLAWe never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
ADAM CAROLLAThe reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
ADAM CAROLLAI don’t know anything about computers.
ADAM CAROLLAI didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
ADAM CAROLLAI’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”
ADAM CAROLLATo make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
ADAM CAROLLALets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
ADAM CAROLLAThe thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I’m not sure why.
ADAM CAROLLAI am not a good cue card reader.
ADAM CAROLLAI would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
ADAM CAROLLAYou have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can’t afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
ADAM CAROLLAThe best gift you can give yourself is some drive–that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates.
ADAM CAROLLAI’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
ADAM CAROLLAI want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
ADAM CAROLLAWell, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
ADAM CAROLLAI’m a comedian, not a politician.
ADAM CAROLLA