We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
ADAM CAROLLAJunior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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