A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
ADAM CAROLLAJunior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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