The shuttle is the worst $20 you’ll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been.
ADAM CAROLLAJunior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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There’s no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I’m a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go.
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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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