My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
ADAM CAROLLAThey advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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You’re 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don’t have to kill yourself, you’re just waiting.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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When I’m in power, here’s how I’m gonna put the country back on its feet. I’m going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the ‘tardiest of the ‘tards like the thick crust.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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