I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
ADAM CAROLLAThey advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
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The shuttle is the worst $20 you’ll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been.
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I don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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I’m harmless. I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you’re that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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I get depressed at airports.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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