No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
ADAM CAROLLAI know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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I’ve never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I’ve never left behind.
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This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance.
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it’s about fudge packing and triple D’s at 13.
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Everyone keeps saying, “Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating.” It’s like saying, “How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she’s been with Brad Pitt?” I don’t care.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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