Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
ADAM CAROLLAI know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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The best gift you can give yourself is some drive–that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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