When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
ADAM CAROLLAThere are certain things women are better at than men.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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You’re 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don’t have to kill yourself, you’re just waiting.
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I’m really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it’s a million miles down the road.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains.
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Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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