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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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When you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you’re playing the odds.
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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Here’s what you know: you know when you’re getting laid, and you know when it’s all over. Those are the only two things you’re aware of.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they’d be off TV. They’re not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we’d know who she was?
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This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance.
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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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