I’m really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it’s a million miles down the road.
ADAM CAROLLAAll’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
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If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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I get depressed at airports.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
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I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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