I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
ADAM CAROLLAAll’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you’re gay.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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