Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
ADAM CAROLLAAll’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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We’re all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor
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Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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