I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
ADAM CAROLLAToss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I’d never hurt another person.
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When I’m in power, here’s how I’m gonna put the country back on its feet. I’m going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the ‘tardiest of the ‘tards like the thick crust.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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I get depressed at airports.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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