I’d never hurt another person.
ADAM CAROLLAI think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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The best gift you can give yourself is some drive–that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates.
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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
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Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
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Here’s what you know: you know when you’re getting laid, and you know when it’s all over. Those are the only two things you’re aware of.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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When I’m in power, here’s how I’m gonna put the country back on its feet. I’m going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the ‘tardiest of the ‘tards like the thick crust.
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This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance.
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You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can’t afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
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Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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That’s the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can’t pursue your dream till you’re 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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