It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
ADAM CAROLLAI think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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I’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you’re gay.
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This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.
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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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