If you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
ADAM CAROLLAI think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don’t know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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