People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
ADAM CAROLLAI think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
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The best gift you can give yourself is some drive–that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates.
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys.
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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can’t just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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Then there’s the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I’d be, a sweatpants lesbian.
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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