If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they’d be off TV. They’re not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we’d know who she was?
ADAM CAROLLAI think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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The best gift you can give yourself is some drive–that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I’m not sure why.
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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