If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
ADAM CAROLLAI think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can’t afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys.
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It’s like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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