The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
ADAM CAROLLAI think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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I’ve never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I’ve never left behind.
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You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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We’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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