It’s like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
ADAM CAROLLAI think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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The best gift you can give yourself is some drive–that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates.
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I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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I don’t like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it’s the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they’re pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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