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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.

Adam Carolla

The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe.
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys.
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I’ve never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I’ve never left behind.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
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Everyone keeps saying, “Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating.” It’s like saying, “How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she’s been with Brad Pitt?” I don’t care.
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So most people don’t have the courage to admit there’s no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don’t know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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I’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”
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No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
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But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn’t imagine it.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.

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