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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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There’s no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I’m a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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I’ve never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I’ve never left behind.
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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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It’s like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
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So most people don’t have the courage to admit there’s no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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