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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.

Adam Carolla

Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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Actually Chance Chick Funny Humor Mercedes Name
He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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Done Funny Guy Humor Onesome Threesome
That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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Forever Funny Humor Interesting Philosophical Question
We’re all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it.
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Animal Motivate Respond Same Sex Somebody Stimuli Thinking
If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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Act Boom Country Driven Gay Golf Real Rule Section Value
If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
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Backyard Blond Country Evil Gardner Harder Kibble Lob Molly More
So most people don’t have the courage to admit there’s no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.
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Admit Bringing Courage God Keep People Suppress
I don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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Best Each Friend Man Men Other Sex Spouse Thinking Tolerate Wife
If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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Conservative Hollywood Need People Place
Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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Air Conservative Country People Place Stories Story Use
You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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Cruise Feeling Good Internet Name Walk
I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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Angry Comically Complaining Laughing People Start
The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.
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Boom Fast Next Podcast Radio Segment Thing Very
Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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Better Emotional Guy Mechanical Stuff Women
Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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Head Hungarian Paprikash Reader Some Toss World
It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
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Challenge Funnier Morning Reason Water

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