I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
ADAM CAROLLAOf course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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I’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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I’m really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it’s a million miles down the road.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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