The shuttle is the worst $20 you’ll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been.
ADAM CAROLLAOf course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they’d be off TV. They’re not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we’d know who she was?
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It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts.
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I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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