The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
ADAM CAROLLAOf course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They’re the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math.
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
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I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can’t afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
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