People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
ADAM CAROLLAOf course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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Everyone keeps saying, “Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating.” It’s like saying, “How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she’s been with Brad Pitt?” I don’t care.
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Here’s what you know: you know when you’re getting laid, and you know when it’s all over. Those are the only two things you’re aware of.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
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