We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
ADAM CAROLLAOprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains.
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I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much
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I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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Everyone keeps saying, “Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating.” It’s like saying, “How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she’s been with Brad Pitt?” I don’t care.
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If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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