I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
ADAM CAROLLAOprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much
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It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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I get depressed at airports.
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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If in 1989 I said, ‘I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,’ they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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