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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.

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I swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least, I’m that superstitious about it, so I don’t want to take any chances.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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