Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
ADAM CAROLLAOprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn’t imagine it.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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I get depressed at airports.
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Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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If in 1989 I said, ‘I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,’ they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
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