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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
ADAM CAROLLA

Building Car Life Some Working Wrenching
Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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Buc Focus Made Making Nickle Saving
Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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Alter Behaviors Good Help Incentive Shop Tell
I know everything because I know nothing.
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Everything Know Nothing Aware Truth
You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can’t afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
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Afford Between Bunch Choice Dropped Last Loser Unenviable
I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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All Artistic Different Favorite Podcasting Radio Script
We’re all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it.
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Animal Motivate Respond Same Sex Somebody Stimuli Thinking
Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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Explore Figure Funny Humor Nap Out
My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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History Less Motto Mystery Reveal Suspense
When I’m in power, here’s how I’m gonna put the country back on its feet. I’m going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the ‘tardiest of the ‘tards like the thick crust.
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Agent Back Country Feet Gonna Mountain Power Sterilizing
Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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Better Emotional Guy Mechanical Stuff Women
I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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Anything Connection Each Emotional Mom Other Understanding
Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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Everyone Money Pay People Rich Tax Ton
You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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Anything Eating Funny Humor Microwave Six Take
Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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Average Batting Delusional Good Hundred Percentage Pretty
I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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Attempted Comedy Good Stand Up Very

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