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Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn’t imagine it.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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