I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
ADAM CAROLLAIf you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much
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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can’t just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys.
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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