I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
ADAM CAROLLAIf you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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You’re 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don’t have to kill yourself, you’re just waiting.
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.
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If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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I’m really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it’s a million miles down the road.
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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can’t just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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