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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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Then there’s the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I’d be, a sweatpants lesbian.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
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. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can’t afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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