The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
ADAM CAROLLAI’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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You’re 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don’t have to kill yourself, you’re just waiting.
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts.
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You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can’t afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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