I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
ADAM CAROLLAI’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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I’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I’m not sure why.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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