And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
ADAM CAROLLAI’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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I don’t like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it’s the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they’re pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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We’re all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it.
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If you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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