If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
ADAM CAROLLAIf women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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I swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least, I’m that superstitious about it, so I don’t want to take any chances.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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Then there’s the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I’d be, a sweatpants lesbian.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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When you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you’re playing the odds.
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The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I’m not sure why.
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