I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
ADAM CAROLLAIf women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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