Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
ADAM CAROLLAI have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I’m not sure why.
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