My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
ADAM CAROLLALife is just the time between crapping yourself.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I don’t like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it’s the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they’re pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
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I’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”
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I’m really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it’s a million miles down the road.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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