A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go.
ADAM CAROLLAThe thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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I swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least, I’m that superstitious about it, so I don’t want to take any chances.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
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I’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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When you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you’re playing the odds.
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The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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The shuttle is the worst $20 you’ll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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