People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
ADAM CAROLLAThe thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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The shuttle is the worst $20 you’ll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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When you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you’re playing the odds.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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Then there’s the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I’d be, a sweatpants lesbian.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
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The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
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I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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