So most people don’t have the courage to admit there’s no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.
ADAM CAROLLAThe thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
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Then there’s the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I’d be, a sweatpants lesbian.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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If you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn’t imagine it.
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