I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
ADAM CAROLLAThe thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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There’s no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I’m a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains.
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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