Here’s what you know: you know when you’re getting laid, and you know when it’s all over. Those are the only two things you’re aware of.
ADAM CAROLLAThe thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They’re the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math.
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they’d be off TV. They’re not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we’d know who she was?
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