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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.

Adam Carolla

Then there’s the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I’d be, a sweatpants lesbian.
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Butch Dyke Funny Humor Lesbian Lipstick Sweatpant Thinking
When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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Insane Mean Million People Smartest Vote
I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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Crazy Funny House Lonely Ratio Roof Someone Talk
I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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Desire People Political Some Sort Strong Thinking Wrap
But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn’t imagine it.
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Drywall Hundred Idea Making Stacking Thousand
I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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Age Life Positive Show Story Success Year
Here’s what you know: you know when you’re getting laid, and you know when it’s all over. Those are the only two things you’re aware of.
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Aware Get Getting Laid Over Thing
Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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Crapping Experience Explore Life Yourself
I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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Care Connection Country Hollywood Protection
If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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Act Boom Country Driven Gay Golf Real Rule Section Value
When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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Especially Lot Missing More Partner Television
I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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Attempted Comedy Good Stand Up Very
I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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Bigger Commercial Funny Humor Maxi Nice Pad Visual
Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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Desire Infused Need Office Passion Patriotism Place Probably Vigor
Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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Allow Atheist Guilt Man Myself Screw Sex Ten
I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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Favourite Form Freedom Mess Podcast Really

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