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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.

Adam Carolla

To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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Ability Assess Honest Honestly Important More Something Working
I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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Always Boxed Boxing Fight Ring Taught Won
The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I’m not sure why.
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Aisle Land Leave People Ten Thing View
There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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Card Cue Good Need Pressure Read Reader Ton
So most people don’t have the courage to admit there’s no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.
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Admit Bringing Courage God Keep People Suppress
I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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Like Performing Radio Stuff Television Watching
I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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Architecture Car Dirty Hammer Money Stuff Wanted
Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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Besides Birth Control Everything Funny Giving Humor Pill Women
. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
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Best Bless Country Dancing Floor God Man Star Win Woman Wooden
California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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Country Fall Forty-Five Look School
I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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Car Guy Hammer Nut Sort Swinging Turning Wrenching
Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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Advantage Ask Focus Asking Judging Smell Someone
If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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Affiliation Everyone Glenn Beck Life Media Started Towards Worried
Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
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Everyone Fiscally Hollywood Leaving Republican Shoot Thinking
If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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Act Boom Country Driven Gay Golf Real Rule Section Value
When I’m in power, here’s how I’m gonna put the country back on its feet. I’m going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the ‘tardiest of the ‘tards like the thick crust.
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Agent Back Country Feet Gonna Mountain Power Sterilizing

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