We’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
ADAM CAROLLAI liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I’m not sure why.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
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That’s the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can’t pursue your dream till you’re 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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