If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
ADAM CAROLLAI liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts.
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go.
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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They’re the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math.
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