Then there’s the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I’d be, a sweatpants lesbian.
ADAM CAROLLAI liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts.
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I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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When you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you’re playing the odds.
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If you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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