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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.

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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can’t just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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I’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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If you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
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