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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.

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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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You’re 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don’t have to kill yourself, you’re just waiting.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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It’s like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
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I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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I’m really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it’s a million miles down the road.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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I’ve never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I’ve never left behind.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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