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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.

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I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you’re gay.
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Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can’t just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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