People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
ADAM CAROLLAI liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don’t know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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There’s no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I’m a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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