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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.

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I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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If in 1989 I said, ‘I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,’ they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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So most people don’t have the courage to admit there’s no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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I’ve never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I’ve never left behind.
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You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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