Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
ADAM CAROLLAWhen I’m in power, here’s how I’m gonna put the country back on its feet. I’m going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the ‘tardiest of the ‘tards like the thick crust.
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This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance.
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
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I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you’ll have a good life.
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
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If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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I swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least, I’m that superstitious about it, so I don’t want to take any chances.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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