I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
ADAM CAROLLAEverything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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I get depressed at airports.
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