The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
BILL COSBYThe worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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