Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
BILL COSBYMan can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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