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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

Bill Cosby

Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

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