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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

Bill Cosby

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

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