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Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there’s nothing exactly like it.

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Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
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Appearance Help People Sex Ugly
Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Alcohol Believe
Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.
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Alcohol Myself
The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
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Food Funny Man Myself
Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she’ll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
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Expectation Herself Life Man Woman Yourself
I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
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Myself Religion Time
You can’t cheat an honest man.
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Honesty Man Yourself
I never eat before breakfast.
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Eat Myself One Liner
A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
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Herself Thankful Woman
If it does not work the first time, try, try again. Then quit. No need to be an idiot.
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Need Quit Stupidity Time
When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other.
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Doctor Togetherness
I don’t have to attend every argument I’m invited to.
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Argument Attitude Myself
I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
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Advice Age Alcohol Authority Give Up Myself
Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose -to make people laugh.
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Business Laugh Oneself People Purpose Serious
Anyone who hates children and animals can’t be all bad.
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Animal Bad Children Hate
I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
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Myself Vote

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