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A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

W. C. Fields

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
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Death Hope Life Lost
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
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Animal Breathe
When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
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Hands Life Yourself
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There’s nothing like having a midget for a butler.
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Food Home
It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one’s present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason.
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Excellence Friendship Future Present Reason Remember
The only thing a lawyer won’t question is the legitimacy of his mother.
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Himself Mom
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it’s only a question of degree.
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Crazy Doubt Existence Woman
I drink therefore I am.
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Instagram Captions Myself One Liner
You can fool some of the people some of the time and that’s enough to make a decent living.
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Enough Fools Live People Time Yourself
It’s a funny old world. A man’s lucky if he gets out of it alive.
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Alive Funny Old World
I don’t believe in dining on an empty stomach.
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Believe Empty Food Myself Weird
I don’t drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?
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Destroy Myself See
Take me down to the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together!
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Togetherness Travel
Now don’t say you can’t swear off drinking; it’s easy. I’ve done it a thousand times.
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Easy Time Yourself
The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
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Food Funny Man Myself
Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.
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Trust Yourself

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

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