The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
BILL COSBYMen and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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