Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
BILL COSBYMen and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Only stupid one’s.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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