No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
BILL COSBYMen and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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