Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
BILL COSBYMen and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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