Old is always fifteen years from now.
BILL COSBYMediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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