Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
BILL COSBYMediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Only stupid one’s.
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