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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.

Bill Cosby

Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present

And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.

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