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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.

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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself

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