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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.

Bill Cosby

It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem

And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.

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