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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.

Bill Cosby

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself

And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.

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