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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.

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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself

And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.

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