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When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.

W. C. Fields

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for.
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Beautiful Herself Love Myself
Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
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Happiness Instagram Captions Money Place
Prayers never bring anything, They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy – but to the enlightened it is the same as asking Santa Claus to bring you something for Xmas.
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Gift Ignorance Peace Prayer Wisdom
I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
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Myself Vote
Wouldn’t it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol.
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Alcohol Myself People Religious Sanity
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
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Animal Myself Perspective Sea
When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
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Death Hope Life Lost
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
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Worth Wrong
Just like my Uncle Charlie used to say, just before he sprung the trap: He said, You can’t cheat and honest man! Never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump!
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Break Himself Honesty Man Myself Smart Yourself
Was I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill? Oh, thank goodness… I thought I’d lost it.
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Goodness Lost Myself Night Thankful
I didn’t squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn’t see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.
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Animal Food Myself See
I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine.
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Life Myself Young
Don’t worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.
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Heart Live Worry Yourself
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it’s only a question of degree.
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Crazy Doubt Existence Woman
Anyone who hates children and animals can’t be all bad.
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I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
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Control Food Myself Strong

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