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When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.

W. C. Fields

When you wake up in the morning, smile – and get it over with.
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Morning Smile Wake Up Yourself
I never eat before breakfast.
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Eat Myself One Liner
Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.
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Beautiful Experience Life
I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
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Funny Myself Time
When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
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Hands Life Yourself
I only drink to steady my nerves, sometimes I’m so steady I don’t move for months.
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Alcohol Myself
Drat! Being the encapsulated view of life.
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Life View
If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.
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Life Live Myself
I never met a kid I liked.
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Children Myself One Liner
Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there’s nothing exactly like it.
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Better Sex Worst
Prayers never bring anything, They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy – but to the enlightened it is the same as asking Santa Claus to bring you something for Xmas.
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Gift Ignorance Peace Prayer Wisdom
Children should neither be seen or heard from – ever again.
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Children Hate See
A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
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Herself Thankful Woman
I’m free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
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Equality Freedom Hate Myself
You can fool some of the people some of the time and that’s enough to make a decent living.
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Enough Fools Live People Time Yourself
The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
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Food Funny Man Myself

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