Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
BILL COSBYThose who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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