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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.

Bill Cosby

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself

Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.

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