Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
BILL COSBYThose who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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