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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!

Bill Cosby

Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
BILL COSBY

Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
BILL COSBY

Children Father Joy Myself
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
BILL COSBY

Doctor Yourself
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
BILL COSBY

Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
BILL COSBY

Future Goal Stop Violence World
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
BILL COSBY

Dog Teaching Yourself

I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!

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