You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
BILL COSBYI’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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