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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!

Bill Cosby

A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Beautiful Black Perspective
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right

I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!

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