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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.

Bill Cosby

Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself

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