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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.

Bill Cosby

When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
BILL COSBY

Life Man Pride
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner

It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.

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