I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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