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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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