Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
BILL COSBYAs I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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