I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
BILL COSBYAs I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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