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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

Bill Cosby

People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

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