The serve was invented so that the net could play.
BILL COSBYNo matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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