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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

Bill Cosby

A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Beautiful Black Perspective

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

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