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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

Bill Cosby

Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science

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