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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

Bill Cosby

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

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