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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.

Bill Cosby

It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
BILL COSBY

Beautiful Black Perspective
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
BILL COSBY

Children Father Joy Myself
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
BILL COSBY

Children Home Human
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
BILL COSBY

Fun Yourself
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
BILL COSBY

Body Philosophy Science
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
BILL COSBY

Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
BILL COSBY

Carry Weapon Yourself

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