The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
BILL COSBYNothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
BILL COSBY