Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
BILL COSBYNothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Only stupid one’s.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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