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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.

Bill Cosby

As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy

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