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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.

Bill Cosby

Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk

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