And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
BILL COSBYThe very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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