You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
BILL COSBYThe very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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