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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

Bill Cosby

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces

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