Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
BILL COSBYA word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Only stupid one’s.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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