Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
BILL COSBYA word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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