Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
BILL COSBYA word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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All parents experience the same problems.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Only stupid one’s.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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