Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
FRANK ZAPPAThe richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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So many books, so little time.
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Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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One and one is eleven.
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Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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