Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
MARK TWAINIt is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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