All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
MARK TWAINIt is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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