I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
MARK TWAINIt is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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