You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERSThe more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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