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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.

Will Rogers

If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Die Dog Heaven Want
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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Debt Due never Pay Worry
It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Philosophy Trouble
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Association Learning Man People Reading Smart
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Farmer Optimistic
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Funny Humor Theory Woman
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Politics Truth
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Civilization Learning Recognize Rights True
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Ashame Gossip Live Parrot Sell
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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Finding Life Rush Save Time
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Buy Earn Human Nature Impress Money People
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Break Hear Horse People Smart
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President
People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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Argument Change Mind Observation People

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