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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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History Inspirational Let Go Past
No man is great if he thinks he is.
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Greatness Man One Liner
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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Experience Happen Hard Time Inspirational
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Chance Insult One Liner Shut Up
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Admit Observe Party Politics Worse
The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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Difficult Hard Time Inspirational One Liner
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Buy Land Stuff
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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Election Man Politics Unfortunate
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Blow Carry Far Horn Sound
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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Man Mistake never Tired
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Break Hear Horse People Smart
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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Chair Deserve Funny High Five Face People
People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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Argument Change Mind Observation People
If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Die Dog Heaven Want

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