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Will Rogers

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Admit Observe Party Politics Worse
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Buy Land Stuff
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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Inspirational Right Sit Track
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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Government Pay Thankful
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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Experience Happen Hard Time Inspirational
The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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Fight Ignorant Quick
You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Greatness Judgment Man Missing
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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Funny Happen Hard Time Tragedy
The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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Difficult Hard Time Inspirational One Liner
There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Government Match Men Play
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Buy Earn Human Nature Impress Money People
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Country Office Politics
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Motivational Park Road Space Success
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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Election Man Politics Unfortunate
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Business Experience Inspirational Judgment
If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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Believe Inspirational Love Success Want
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Politics Reason Vote
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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Joke Pratical Trouble
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Farmer Optimistic
We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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Applaud Hero Sit
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Advertisement Convince Money Need People Spend
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Ignorance Newspaper Reading
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Ashame Gossip Live Parrot Sell

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