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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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