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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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