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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.

Will Rogers

Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Buy Earn Human Nature Impress Money People
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President
The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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Difficult Hard Time Inspirational One Liner
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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Chair Deserve Funny High Five Face People
It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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Business Cost Count Man Pay
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Dog Politics Reason
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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Election Man Politics Unfortunate
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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Death Difference Government Meet Tax Time
We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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Applaud Hero Sit
Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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Community Ideas Prohibition Work
It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Philosophy Trouble
People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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Argument Change Mind Observation People
A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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Business Planning Vision
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Funny Humor Theory Woman
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Country Office Politics

When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.

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