The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
WILL ROGERSThere is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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