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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.

Will Rogers

It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Philosophy Trouble
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Business Experience Inspirational Judgment
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Art Diplomacy Finding Rock
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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Debt Due never Pay Worry
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Break Hear Horse People Smart
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Politics Truth
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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Death Difference Government Meet Tax Time
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Country Office Politics
If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Die Dog Heaven Want
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Buy Earn Human Nature Impress Money People
When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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Advice Deep Finding Hole Quit
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Admit Observe Party Politics Worse
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Motivational Park Road Space Success
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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Funny Happen Hard Time Tragedy
You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERS

Advance Civilization Kill War

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