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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.

Will Rogers

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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Experience Happen Hard Time Inspirational
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Buy Earn Human Nature Impress Money People
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Break Hear Horse People Smart
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Clean Country Mind Need
When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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Advice Deep Finding Hole Quit
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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Joke Pratical Trouble
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Blow Carry Far Horn Sound
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People
Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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Life Live Serve Work
A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Fools Money
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Admit Observe Party Politics Worse
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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Funny Happen Hard Time Tragedy
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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Fly People Rage
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Funny Humor Theory Woman
There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Government Match Men Play
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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Chair Deserve Funny High Five Face People

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