Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
WILL ROGERSThere is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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