Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
WILL ROGERSCommunism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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