Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERSCommunism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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