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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.

Will Rogers

Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
WILL ROGERS

Community Ideas Prohibition Work
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
WILL ROGERS

Blow Carry Far Horn Sound
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Ignorance Newspaper Reading
No man is great if he thinks he is.
WILL ROGERS

Greatness Man One Liner
You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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Fruit Hard Time Inspirational Struggle
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Fact Government Joke Report Watch
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Funny Humor Theory Woman
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
WILL ROGERS

Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
WILL ROGERS

Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
WILL ROGERS

Buy Gamble Save Sell Stock Market
A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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Business Planning Vision
A fool and his money are soon elected.
WILL ROGERS

Fools Money
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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Chair Deserve Funny High Five Face People
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Buy Earn Human Nature Impress Money People
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
WILL ROGERS

Buy Land Stuff
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
WILL ROGERS

Experience Happen Hard Time Inspirational

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