You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERSDiplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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