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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.

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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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Fruit Hard Time Inspirational Struggle
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Clean Country Mind Need
People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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Argument Change Mind Observation People
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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Funny Happen Hard Time Tragedy
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Chance Insult One Liner Shut Up
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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History Inspirational Let Go Past
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Funny Humor Theory Woman
It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Philosophy Trouble
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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Inspirational Right Sit Track
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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Education Man Stupidity
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Association Learning Man People Reading Smart
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Blow Carry Far Horn Sound
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Dog Politics Reason
Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Drink Funny Leadership
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President

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