The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
WILL ROGERSPeople’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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