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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.

Will Rogers

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Drink Funny Leadership
If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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Believe Inspirational Love Success Want
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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Government Pay Thankful
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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Belong Democracy Organization Party Politics
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Civilization Learning Recognize Rights True
We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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Applaud Hero Sit
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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History Inspirational Let Go Past
If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Die Dog Heaven Want
Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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Inspirational Life Serious Work Hard
You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Greatness Judgment Man Missing
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Politics Reason Vote
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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Man Mistake never Tired
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Blow Carry Far Horn Sound

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