It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
WILL ROGERS
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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