US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
BOB HOPEPersonally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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