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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.

Bob Hope

Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Best Friend Talking Tire
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Dieting Friend Good Loss Weight
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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England Funny Humorous Performance
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Funny Hilarious Sympathy Witty
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six
It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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Average Funny Humorous
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People

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